Heidi Montag Is Massaging her Own Breast Implants!

Heidi Montag should get a job as pretzels baker. Since she’s massaging her implants, the TV star could as well knead some leaven. “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft”, Heidi wrote on her Twitter page around 10:30 a.m.Tuesday morning from Costa Rica.

But as nice as this might sound, Heidi doesn’t advice anyone to undergo breast surgery. “Warning: to anyone who is thinking about getting their ears pinned. I learned after the fact it is the most painful surgery a person can get”, she said.

This spy's definitely come in from the cold: Anna Chapman poses in red hot photos for Russian men's magazine...

In her former life as a spy, delicate negotiations were a daily part of life... not to mention keeping a low profile

But now she is out of the espionage game Anna Chapman is said to have bungled a far simpler deal, this time with a Russian men’s magazine.

The femme fatale took part in a raunchy photo shoot then posted some of the pictures on her Facebook page.

They were picked up by other websites and are now widely available on the Internet a week before they were supposed to be published.

The magazine claims she has breached copyright and is now taking her to court in Moscow.

Cheryl Cole Playboy Magazine Offer $1 Million

British songbird Cheryl Cole is the latest sexy siren being courted for a scantily-clad Playboy Magazine centerfold by bosses at the House That Hef Built.

The Girls Aloud frontwoman has posed for some very raunchy shots for her Official 2011 Calendar and could net $1 million if she’s prepared to strip naked for the iconic men’s mag. However, Cheryl’s pals insist the clean-cut beauty would never take off her clothes for Playboy Magazine.

“She’s always been fundamentally opposed to going nude in magazines,” a source tells the Daily Star. “Cheryl has a fortune of £10 million. It’s not like she needs the money.”