Mom says teenage sons were “troubled” by sexy topless sunbather

A 26-year-old woman in Italy was questioned by police in the midst of her topless sunbathing. The reason? Her nudity and “ample breasts” were troubling a nearby mother’s 12 and 14-year-old sons. Oh yes, this story is fantastic.

According to the Telegraph, the woman, identified only as Luisa, was asked by officers to cover herself up as “her ample breasts and the act of rubbing cream on her body had ‘troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.’”

The woman refused to cover up with the logic being that, in Italy, topless sunbathing on public beaches is allowed (though it has become less popular in recent years). And now there are lawyers involved with the woman’s lawyer, Gianluca Arrighi, telling the Telegraph:

“Let’s be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

“This may well have attracted the attention of the women’s two sons but it should not lead to my client being convicted. She is amazed that she is being condemned for simply sunbathing topless.

So, yes, I’m sure that the pubescent boys were horrified by the hot big boobed chick rubbing oils and creams on herself (a situation that I’m sure most of us reading about it right now are at least packing a semi over without even seeing her do it). Oh, the horror!

Get your people under control, Italy. I had always built my country of ethnic origin up to be a cross between hedonism and Garfield’s dinner. Discriminating against the big-boobed ladies of the world is not making me brim with pride, good sirs.

Mother reports topless sunbather on Italian beach to police for ‘troubling’ sons [Telegraph]